THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES...

A SOCIALIST:
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your
neighbor.

A REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel
guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your
cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The
people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give
it to your neighbor You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with
milk.

A FASCIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk.
You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. .....

AND
THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT: You have two cows, the government seizes
both, promises to provide you with milk but instead sells it to your
neighbors and allows you to starve!